Lists are easy. Lists write themselves. If you don't have the time or the inclination to write a proper article, then you can just set out the main points and voila!... five minutes later, another page from that troublesome next edition put to bed. Why else do you think there are so many of them here...?
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Ten Things to do in Summer Ten Words You'll Never See in Give 'Em Beans! A Ten Point Guide to Recreating the Holker Street Atmosphere at Home The Online Ed's Pathetic Claims to Fame Twenty-Two Reasons We Were Better off in the UniBond in 1996-97 A Team of Managers Holker St. I-Spy Ten Things Guaranteed to Happen in the FA Cup Fifteen Personalities We'd be Glad to See the Back of Ten Remarks Not Overheard at Holker St. Ten (all right, two!) Difficult Things Made Easy Twenty Premier League Teams and their Mascots Twenty-Five Unibond Teams and their Mascots Ten Reasons Why Barrow are Like Manchester United Ruud Gullit's Management Tips How to Spend £500,000 to no Effect Ten Reasons Looking Forward to the Conference in 1998 Ten Reasons Why We Won't Miss the Conference in 1999 Twenty Reasons to be Cheerful