Barrow like Manchester United? Well, they're not as different as you may have thought...

TEN REASONS WHY BARROW
ARE LIKE MANCHESTER UNITED
  1. They both play in a Premier League.
  2. They're both at the top of their league.
  3. They're both the best supported team in their league.
  4. They'll both be knocked out of all this season's domestic cup competitions in the early stages.
  5. They both know what it's like to have Brian Kidd in the dugout.
  6. Everyone else hates them.
  7. They've both just built a new stand.
  8. They're both in Lancashire.
  9. They can't get promotion (think about it).
  10. They've both got a crap fanzine (are you sure about this one? Ed.).
Issue 033 - January 1998

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