- Try to score some goals.
- When you pass the ball try to pass it to one of your
own players.
- If you score more goals than the other team you will
win the game.
- When you foul the other players do it when the
referee's not watching.
- Let Graham Rix do the training at the training
ground.
- Let Graham Rix do the coaching on match days.
- Make sure your salary is paid net.
- Don't sign bald, back stabbing Italians.
- Play yourself in the team occasionally even though
you're over the hill and living on past glories. The
other players will make you look good.
- Generate team spirit by making sure your squad is big
enough so that nobody gets more than two consecutive
first team games.
- Keep your job or you can't manage
ßµ¿¿*® all.
- Don't imagine that massively rich Italian clubs will
be queuing to sign you as player manager. They won't
be.
Issue 034 - April 1998
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