This is the bit we meant when we said there was something here for 'almost everyone.' For Give 'Em Beans! isn't just a stupid football fanzine (though it is that as well), as in every issue there are more inferences, references, allusions and inside jokes than in any episode of 'The Simpsons'. In this section we explain some of the more obscure ones that have appeared over the last ten years. Oh, and our apologies by the way to any fans of Peter Gabriel and Sinead O'Connor for the totally unsolicited and unjustified use of their image in the button for this section. It's just that we didn't have any pictures of Sting.

PSEUD's CORNER

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SECTIONS MAY BE
LETHALLY PRETENTIOUS IF CONSUMED IN LARGE DOSES.

We recommend an intake of no more than one section in any one sitting. Further exposure should not be attempted until a period of at least eight hours has elapsed. We will not be held responsible for any injury or other ill effects caused by failure to heed this warning.

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