Richard Ingham

  • Other names
    Vinny, MC Messenger.

  • What is your idea of perfect happiness?
    Barrow AFC winning the Conference and the FA Trophy in the same season as Morecambe go out of business.

  • What is your greatest fear?
    Barrow AFC never regaining at least Conference status in my lifetime.

  • If you were a colour what would you be?
    Barrow AFC blue.

  • If you were an animal what would you be?
    A bluebird.

  • Which historical figure do you most admire?
    Ray Wilkie.

  • What makes you most depressed?
    Barrow getting beat and Morecambe winning.

  • What do you most like to wear?
    Barrow AFC replica shirt and jeans.

  • What is your favourite record?
    'Holding Out for a Hero' by Bonnie Tyler.

  • What is your favourite word?

  • Which words or phrases do you most overuse?

  • What would your motto be?
    Give 'em beans, Barrow!

  • What is your favourite building?
    The Ray Wilkie stand.

  • What is your favourite journey?
    From wherever I am to Holker St.

  • What is the greatest love of your life?
    Barrow AFC.

  • What do women find most unappealing about you?
    Watching Barrow every Saturday.

  • When and where were you happiest?
    Barrow v Leek Town at Wembley on 19 May 1990.

  • When did you start contributing to G'EB!?
    Issue 009.

  • What single thing would most improve the quality of your life?
    Living in Barrow again.

  • What talent would you most like to have?
    To be as good a footballer as Colin Cowperthwaite.

  • How would you like to die?
    At Holker St. with Barrow beating Morecambe 5-0 after five minutes.

  • How would you like to be remembered?
    As the best Barrow AFC fan ever.
Issue 017 - August 1993